:: The Dirt is Mine! ::

A group of scientists, after inventing a machine to create human beings challenged God to a contest.

"God, didn't You create man from dirt? We will prove to You that we can too." said the scientists.

One of the scientist proceeded to pick up a handful of dirt. He was about to put it into the machine when God said...

"Hey.. that dirt is Mine... go get yours and leave mine alone!"